A Black Jew's thoughts on life

Well’s Fargo Goes to Vegas…with my money!!!

leah09876 — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 22:50:03 +0000

Well i am so glad Wells Fargo is going to Vegas for a “Conference” and to “congratulate” their top lenders. Are you serious! Well’s Fargo was given several millions of dollars to help them during the last bail out and now it is field trip time….they say…”it is important to recognize the top performers.” Right…give them a certificate and a pat on the back and tell them to get back to lending unqualified lenders more money.
I didn’t even get a Christmas bonus and i work for a large company that has no direct connection to finances or lending.
These companies have balls of steel to be bailed out and then turn around and take a vacation. At my job when you do something good you may get a parking pass…not a trip to Vegas.
When Wells Fargo bets everything on a craps table lets send them a few million more.
These people who get to go to Vegas are not people worried about being served papers because they are being sued for credit card debt, they dont have a house that is about to be forclosed or a job that may or may not be there the next day. These people have no idea what 70% of the population is going through right at this very moment.
I am still waiting for the address to send my bills to so i can be bailed out and then take a Vacation on Uncle Sam. Nice.

Racist Obama Cookies have hit the market…..im surprised it took this long!

leah09876 — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 01:42:44 +0000

A Baker in NYC who’s baked goods were featured on Sex and the City made cookies called “The Drunken Negro Cookies” . What’s next the “tap dancing watermelon eating mammy crackers” if you buy it now you get a free fried chicken recipe. The most upsetting thing about this guy is he is not from Klanville, USA he is from NYC the one place on earth that millions of people feel they can be themselves. And what is even more interesting is he never apologized. Which granted he is nothing more than a bigot who can bake. Bakers never have to read or become educated or expand themselves.
What happens when a black kid goes to his bakery to buy some cookies….”Sorry nappy you have to go around back for your food.” Probably not…..as long as his bills are paid he doesnt care. Maybe he is one of those people who “Isn’t racist just doesnt think black people belong in the white house.”
Listen Kefalinos (baker’s last name) it appears your last name is Greek…..look at a map….ooo awfully close to Northern Africa….look at your family tree ….surprise you may find a few “Drunken Negro’s” in your family.
Well…i hope this guy doesnt get gunned down by a gang of drunken black people on their way to a harlem ho-down. Good luck selling your cookies to the masses…i dont know if there is a little ef living in a tree that would work as a “Drunken negro elf” sorry…even little elves have standards.

He’s lucky it wasn’t poop or trash….

leah09876 — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 03:10:14 +0000

Ok. So we all know el Capitan had some shoes tossed at him during a press conference….but why is everyone so shocked….Bush is lucky he doesnt have more things tossed at him on a daily basis like the middle finger or a brain. Im surprised he didn’t think it was a gift and try to put them on. On a more serious note though…if Sadaam Hussein was alive and leading the oil driven world with his black-gold fist that reporter would have been killed while his family was forced to watch. So something very valuable was learned. The people of Iraq should be happy President Bush decided to invade them for absolutely no reason whatsoever…because this nonsense never would have happened….Bush you brought this on yourself.
Here is my question that im tossing out there…..what is next? If this man gets away with it (which he should…it was a shoe not poop) what else are the people of Iraq going to try to get away with….who knows, they may rise up and try to take over the world…(imagine a country trying to do that!!!! (insert sarcasm here) Duck!

HUGE NEWS!

leah09876 — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 01:58:46 +0000

Oprah admits she has gained weight!!!!!!!!! Why is that making headline news? Who cares!? The woman can afford to buy and sell any person her little heart desires! More than half of the united states is overweight and we are supposed to care about oprah. If her big news was she was addicted to crack or wasnt really born with a va jay jay then i would turn up the TV instead of my normal instinct to change the channel whenever she starts yelling about how rad she is.
I dont know. I know she is a good person who opens schools and gives people cars who cant afford the taxes but whatever oprah. There is a war going on, there are people in india dying for no reason, millions of people worldwide are worried about having a job tomorrow morning but for some reason we need to care about oprah’s muffin top!
I get that people need distractions from life and how depressing it can be. Watch an episode of the Golden Girls or how about reading a book?
I think i would care more if she wasnt capeable of hiring a entourage of people just to make sure she drops ten pounds. For a kajillionaire weight loss isnt the same as it is for normal Josaphine the Plumber. For Oprah she can rub a few bucks on her flab and it will just disappear, if that doesnt work she can get it snipped off then follow healthy diet prepared by her new chef who cooks with nothing but tofu, water and lettuce. If that doesnt work she can also hire supermodels to follow her around and every time she wants to eat anything they will wisper insults into her ear like, “Hey fatty do you really need that?” or they will simply moo at her. Dont worry oprah you will be skinny again soon. I have faith in you!

What little faith I have in humanity is quickly vanishing! Who abuses the Elderly!?

leah09876 — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 23:33:17 +0000

Two girls a 19 year old named Brianna Broitzman and 18 year old Ashton Larson were charged with elder abuse against Alzheimers patients.
O.k. flashback…..did you ever go into the big city and see that old dissheveld person shuffeling down the street minding their own business and your heart bleeds for them and you just want to hug them? Not these two. One of these girls would probably kneel behind an old person while the other pushes him over and then laugh hysterically.
How could you ever hurt an old person ESPECIALLY an old person with a disease who cant remember much? Are you serious! Not only do i blame these two but how the hell were they raised? Were they raised to have no compassion for those that are weaker then them? Or were they raised to think that they are the only ones who matter? My parents would rip my face off and then punch me in the mushy mess that was left over if I ever even disrespected someone older than me.
This doesnt seem to be a case of too many residents not enough staff…this is a case of cruelty. Aol news stated “poked and groped their breasts and genitals, and at times mocked them until they screamed.” WHAT!? This is a nursing home not some twisted prison porn. I hope these two girls have a long miserable life of people poking them until they scream. And when they are old I hope someone takes better care of them then they did to those poor people. I hope they have a life of lawsuits and misery. When they are old and gray I hope that one returns to this earth as that trail of snot that snails leave behind and the other returns as a toilet brush….

See Rednecks Obama isnt a terrorist… Terrorists hate Obama.

leah09876 — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 01:27:31 +0000

The title pretty much says it all. Just a wee-bit over two weeks since obama was elected Al-jathingymabob released a tape and guess what….they already hate Obama. So they dont want him either. All of you people who think he took his oath on the Koran etc…think again if he did the Muslim leaders would be thrilled. They want no part of the Obamy Whammy that unleashed its fury on the US.
Apparently according to Al Quaeda he “turned his back” on his people…Listen. Terrorists….you live in a cave. That is like admitting your parents are Trailer Park Rangers…you just dont do it. If Obama chose to acknowlege that he was affiliated with the Muslim faith that is fine…but you people…you are the white trash of the middle east and if my family tree suddenly branched out of a rock id be pissed too. And another question…..if you guys all live in caves how are you making video tapes? They are probably recorded on BETA MAX! haha! get a life!
You people (yea thats right i said it) just need someone to hate. It doesnt matter who..just someone. While your country is a disaster (yea that is completely our bad) why not worry about that instead. Obama wants to try to help you guys out or fix this mess we are in to the best of his ability. If anything one would think you would want to try to get in good with him…maybe he would stop ignoring his roots….think about it terrorists……now that ive planted that seed…have a good night

possible jewish white supremacist wears yamika and screams shalom while plotting to kill obama.

leah09876 — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:40:47 +0000

Paul Schlesselman 18 year old was arrested in a plot with his skinhead buddy to kill Obama…well sorry Adolph Schlesselman your last name has got a little bit of a yamika on it doesnt it….Mazel tov Hitler would be so proud. Here is an idea…before calling yourself a skinhead or whatever research your family tree….I guarentee when i try to join the klan they will reject my application!!! Unfortunately Paul this just shows the world that this nonsense is still around, it also shows the world how unfortunate and stupid people like you are. Yea real clever you want to kill 88 black people because that’s some secret code you people have. (yea that’s right i said ‘you people”) Not so secret. Paul and all of your other skinhead butt buddies Hitler would not be proud of you….Hitler woould not even let you in because someone in your family had a Bar Mitzvah! Do the world a favor…when you get out prison spend the rest of your life trying to figure out when your family tree stopped branching. There are plenty of episodes of Jerry Springer and rattlesnake round-up’s that you should be attending….leave the political planning to the people who’s parents aren’t brother and sister. Best of luck to you and any offspring you and a close relative decide to spawn into this world.
P.S. His sister says he’s sorry…..Yea he is sorry he got caught…again when genes don’t split the way they should life is a little complicated.

20 Year old hates Obama so much she faked an attack slightly creepy very crazy.

leah09876 — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 18:05:02 +0000

Ashley Todd a girl from Pittsburgh PA who volunteers for McCain hates Obama so much that she falsly filed a police report saying that a Large black man attacked her and carved a backwards B into her face…Good job. What did you think was going to happen? That you would file the police report and then what….McCain would just be elected because you are crazy….good job…now not only are you being evaluated for being nuts…you also branded yourself so you have a permanent B on your face reminding you of the person you were trying to prevent from being elected. That was a well thought out plan. I think McCain sucks personally but I feel bad he should really start doing background checks on his volunteers because they are so against Obama (some for political reasons some for other reasons) they will hack up their own faces.
Ashley Now everyone knows you are crazy….your chances of making friends (who arent invisible) are now even smaller than they were before…and shame on you for wasting the police department’s time. There are pedophile’s and crack heads running around and here you are making up nonsense because you dont want Obama in office. Listen to this I dont want to be poor anymore but Im not going to steal someone’s wallet carve a dollar sign into my face and say i won powerball….life doesnt work that way. Good luck.

It’s the final countdown….and it is getting ugly

leah09876 — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 23:07:14 +0000

McCain’s commercials are getting worse and worse. On November 3rd at 11;59 PM there will probably be a commercial that says, “Don’t vote for Obama he punches babies” or some such nonsense. The one that most recently caught my attention was the one saying that Obama endorses Abortions and stresses the fact that these unborn children are people too….essentially making Obama sound like a murderer. O.k. I am not a Dr. I am not about to say if an unborn baby is an actual person because I dont feel that i have the knowledge or right to make that argument however i will state that if one of those uppity Republicans had a child who god forbid was raped and became pregnant by a family member or a stranger in a dark alley they would be the first ones to get it taken care of. Im not wishing that on anyone but there are circumstances that need to be adresses. I once spoke to a very religious conservative person who said Abortion is wrong no matter what….and I asked , “o.k. what if a 12 year old girl is raped by a family member and becomes pregnant?” her response was she believed God wanted it that way. OMG are we serious? I respected her point of view because that is what you believe I cant tell you to believe otherwise but ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
I feel that all the politicans need to stop worrying about people having an abortion and concentrate on this random war that seems to be going nowhere but killing thousands for no reason, or how about this economy….or how absout internet predators? Why not try focusing on things that we are all dealing with?
Back to my original point…MCCain knows he is 187 years old and has this random Sarah Palin as his VP because how else can he compete with a guy with an awesome name like Barak Obama who happens to be black. He has used Obama’s middle name which happens to be Hussein to scare the hill billys into thinking he is a terrorist. He tried the commercials that make obama look like a Celebrity but that backfired. McCain should just move to Florida and play shuffleboard…and retire in peace with the Golden girls. And if he makes it into the white house….God Bless all of us.

Top news story. Not the Economy or falling gas prices..

leah09876 — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 23:08:42 +0000

Madonna is getting a divorce!!! That was the top news story. Now the fact that we can afford to put gas in the cars that the bank will be repossessing any day now; Madonna is getting a divorce! Who cares?! Didnt she date Dennis Rodman, Sean Penn, and herself…could America really see her growing old with Guy? No because she is 50 years old and looks pretty much the same as she did in 1985 while she was rolling around on stage in her wedding dress. Again dont we have bigger problems? The story under that said that “Despite economic crisis Al-Quaeda has money.” Thats a plus. If you need a second job join Al-Quaeda (ooo now im supporting Al-Quaeda i must be a terrorist!!! right! I can’t even throw a punch) Who cares if Al-Quaeda has money? I sure dont. They probably hold car washes and bake sales to raise money or something. The problem with our media is it draws attention to places that dont need it AKA Madonna’s divorce and Al-Queda’s financial gains. And to ease the minds of the concerns of Afghanistan Afghani (the currency) doesnt even equal one of our american dollars therefore if they plan on banking here in the States they may end up with 10 dollars. So stay calm. Well now that i have ranted and raved about how useless our media is i have given them exactly what they wanted by writing about it. Happy thursday!