Oct 16 2008
Top news story. Not the Economy or falling gas prices..
Madonna is getting a divorce!!! That was the top news story. Now the fact that we can afford to put gas in the cars that the bank will be repossessing any day now; Madonna is getting a divorce! Who cares?! Didnt she date Dennis Rodman, Sean Penn, and herself…could America really see her growing old with Guy? No because she is 50 years old and looks pretty much the same as she did in 1985 while she was rolling around on stage in her wedding dress. Again dont we have bigger problems? The story under that said that “Despite economic crisis Al-Quaeda has money.” Thats a plus. If you need a second job join Al-Quaeda (ooo now im supporting Al-Quaeda i must be a terrorist!!! right! I can’t even throw a punch) Who cares if Al-Quaeda has money? I sure dont. They probably hold car washes and bake sales to raise money or something. The problem with our media is it draws attention to places that dont need it AKA Madonna’s divorce and Al-Queda’s financial gains. And to ease the minds of the concerns of Afghanistan Afghani (the currency) doesnt even equal one of our american dollars therefore if they plan on banking here in the States they may end up with 10 dollars. So stay calm. Well now that i have ranted and raved about how useless our media is i have given them exactly what they wanted by writing about it. Happy thursday!
